Don't drink beer, your wife, husband, or Registered Domestic Partner
(For the purposes of filing in some states) may be near!
Be a dear, don't drink beer.
Don't drink beer in here!
Don't drink at the ice rink.
Don't drink at the sink.
Think before you drink.
Don't get drunk in your bunk.
Don't get drunk with a skunk.
Don't be dumb, don't drink rum.
Don't drink wine at the mine.
Use your rebel spirit to rebel against spirits.
You can't make love to a bottle.
Can you think of any more?
