On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:07:02 -0000, CoreyWhite <CoreyWhite@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
>You know what an even better scam would be to get going? You just get
>one of your "friends" working the cash register at a drive thru. &
>you keep driving by handing them off fake bills. The manager isn't
>going to accuse them of stealing are they? No! They are going to
>want to catch the asshole making fake bills. It takes time before
>anybody finds out what is happening, then you just go buy something
>where another friend is working. If you have 5 buddies working, and
>you exchange a $20 bill for a $5 sandwhich at a drive thru. That is
>5x15 = $75 bucks you make eve<COCK SLAP>
Corey, before your stupid ass winds up in federal prison, you might
want to know a few things...one, it's impossible to produce accurate
looking counterfeit bills with all the security features they put in
them these days (water marks, foil printing, etc). Two...banks will
find out VERY quickly when counterfeit money is being passed off at a
business and all modern day fast food joints are completely wired up
with closed circuit television cameras that will have no problems at
all getting a VERY clear shot of you in your car along with your
license plate number. The FBI will simply review the tapes, make a
list of all the customers passing off bills and then will likely
narrow down the list based on obvious factors and then search the
houses of each suspect and your stupid ass will then be in federal
prison...trust me on this, Corey...your stupid ass doesn't want to go
to a federal prison. Three...most all businesses these days have
these really nifty pens like these:
http://www.pencity.com/Dri-Mark/images/3513b.jpg
Which are normally automatically used on $50s and $100s and even on
lower bills if they don't "feel right". Employees in the modern work
force are specifically trained and told to be aware of the feel of the
money they're being handed and that if it doesn't "feel right", then
to use the pen and check. And trust me, people who handle money ALL
DAY LONG...it's REAL easy for them to tell the difference between fake
money and real money...especially since in most cases they can simply
look for the foil print and the watermark.
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