Sometimes when I get bored at work I use Tube Bar
jokes to help me make it through the night.
"Who you callin' for?"
"mike."
"Mike who?"
"auckherts"
"Mike Aukherts?"
"try rubbin' it a bit."
Gets 'em every time.
Say it out loud if you don't get it: Mike Aukerts
There's also Mike Auksmall, Mike Huntsmels, Al Koholic.
There are others.
My work is boring, and I have a little fun. Sue me.
Or call me and pull some pranks on me, no big deal.
Anything to make the time go by... .
What did you do with your arms today?
What did you hear a child tell you today?
What did you see out of a window?
Is Mike there?
